As Christmas Encroaches

Now we come to that time of the year where everyone is worrying about the most misunderstood holiday of the year: Christmas. Not only are businesses trying to tell you that the season is about "holidays" in general instead of just Christmas (the one that anyone really cares about anyway), but they are also filling your head with so many other lies as well! They try to tell you that Santa wears red, that the toys are made by elves, and that Santa transverses the globe with the use of "magic" instead of just pure Ninja skill! Rather than try to explain this to you, I will let another Ninja explain it to you.




If you require more information, practice your own ninja skills and look it up for yourself!

The Second Ninja

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Enter Second Ninja!

Greetings to the masses!

This is a message to you all so that you are informed that I, another mysterious ninja, have taken co-authorship of this petty posting of thoughts. For many long years, I have seen that these ponderings of my fellow ninja had potential to achieve great things (yes, I know that you think these postings have only been around for only a few months, but you must remember that I'm a ninja), and it is for this reason that I have taken co-authorship.

Many of you may be wondering why I agreed to co-author a posting of ponderings authored by a ninja of the "Tech" Clan. It is true that I am from a very small and obscure clan, the "Chainmaille" Clan, and in standing within our chivalrous goals I have agreed not the impale this Lighting Ninja with all manner of small aluminum rings.

Until I decide to enlighten you with my inteligence at a later moment,

Attempt to Watch Your Back!

(I realize that is hard for you non-ninjas)

Wall Flips - For the Non-Ninja

You can find out how to do a wall flip through this excellent tutorial video provided by 3RUN out of the UK.

¤ LightingNinja ¤

Ask a Ninja

Have you ever pondered on deep questions regarding the lives of ninjas? You can find all of the answers (the funny ones at least) at Ask A Ninja! For a small sample of the hilarity that ninjas can produce:

Subscribe to his channel and enjoy the non-stop stream of apple pies.

¤ LightingNinja ¤

ChosonNinja

ChosonNinja is a ninja master from South Korea. He has a YouTube channel with over 1000 videos on ninja techniques and weapons. There are tutorials for fighting, making your own tools, and the history of ninja. He earns a ¤¤¤¤¤ rating from the LightingNinja.

Until next time

¤ LightingNinja ¤

Welcome!

I extend my most humble welcome to you all! From revered sensei to fellow ninja to casual ninja enthusiast, all are welcome to peruse and comment on all that is presented here. I will attempt to provide thought-provoking material and accurate information, though I cannot guarantee your satisfaction nor your entertainment.

I must be off now, I have to.. take care of some pressing business. Until next time: watch your back.

¤ Lighting Ninja ¤