Monday, December 21, 2009

As Christmas Encroaches

Now we come to that time of the year where everyone is worrying about the most misunderstood holiday of the year: Christmas. Not only are businesses trying to tell you that the season is about "holidays" in general instead of just Christmas (the one that anyone really cares about anyway), but they are also filling your head with so many other lies as well! They try to tell you that Santa wears red, that the toys are made by elves, and that Santa transverses the globe with the use of "magic" instead of just pure Ninja skill! Rather than try to explain this to you, I will let another Ninja explain it to you.




If you require more information, practice your own ninja skills and look it up for yourself!

The Second Ninja

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Sunday, December 6, 2009

Enter Second Ninja!

Greetings to the masses!

This is a message to you all so that you are informed that I, another mysterious ninja, have taken co-authorship of this petty posting of thoughts. For many long years, I have seen that these ponderings of my fellow ninja had potential to achieve great things (yes, I know that you think these postings have only been around for only a few months, but you must remember that I'm a ninja), and it is for this reason that I have taken co-authorship.
Many of you may be wondering why I agreed to co-author a posting of ponderings authored by a ninja of the "Tech" Clan. It is true that I am from a very small and obscure clan, the "Chainmaille" Clan, and in standing within our chivalrous goals I have agreed not the impale this Lighting Ninja with all manner of small aluminum rings.

Until I decide to enlighten you with my inteligence at a later moment,
Attempt to Watch Your Back!
(I realize that is hard for you non-ninjas)

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Wall Flips - For the Non-Ninja

You can find out how to do a wall flip through this excellent tutorial video provided by 3RUN out of the UK.




¤ LightingNinja ¤