Sunday, January 24, 2010

Mischief

It's almost that time again, as college season is starting up again, for we ninja to terrorize and paralyze the semi-innocent college-goers. We have many devious and maniacal plans in store for this season, as well as many secret activities for our fellow ninja to participate in.

Homework will begin wreaking havoc on students in many excruciatingly painful ways.

As a side note, I am referring to Homework, the ninja three doors down from me. (Many non-ninja are surprised to find that common words and phrases are actually ninja.) He's really quite nice in person, but he has a mean temper and often bursts into enormous amounts of rage at random intervals, using professors and teachers to take the blame for his actions. His sensei, Pop Quiz, seems to be more feared, though he seems to be skilled only at assassinating bad students...

Best of luck to you all in the new semester! May you be swamped with research papers!

¤ LightingNinja ¤

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